By Jenny K.
Let me start by saying I’m a virgin. No, no, I don’t mean an actual virgin (it’s been a long time since I was that!). I mean a review-writing virgin. Sure, I read reviews if I’m going on vacation or some new haircare product, but I don’t normally write reviews. But then I don’t normally get stuffed so full I feel like I’m going to burst either! Let me back up a little.
My boyfriend’s cock is average size (six inches give or take). Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, but I wouldn’t mind a little extra, you know? When I read about Male UltraCore™ and the things it can do, I subtly suggested he try it. I say “subtly” but I wasn’t that subtle at all. Basically, I told him he needed to get some or he wouldn’t be getting any! Did it make a difference to our sex life? One word: Wow.
As I said before, I wasn’t complaining about our sex life, but I sure am moaning a lot these days. In fact, my moaning gets so loud sometimes the neighbors must think…Well, I don’t care what they think. I’m getting it harder and more than I ever have before, so who cares who hears my moaning and groaning?
Can we talk hardness? Like a rock, ladies, like a rock. The feeling of that rock-hard dick is unlike anything I’ve ever experienced – but I’m certainly getting used to it. In fact, if my boyfriend and I ever split up, I’d insist my next guy take Male UltraCore. I don’t care how big or full or hard his thing already is, it’s going to get much bigger, much fuller, and much harder. And that’s just how I like it – and just how most women like it, I think. In fact, I read somewhere that 92% of women say they’ve split with some guy because his penis was too small. You may want to remember that, guys.
Yeah, so my boyfriend’s cock has become more incredible than it ever was, but that’s not all Male UltraCore has done for him (and for me, of course!). He wants to get it on more. I’m talking a lot more. I’m talking fucking every night, pretty much every morning, and most weekend afternoons. I’ve never spent so much time on my back (and my knees and my side and bent over the kitchen table) in my life.
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You know something else about this supplement my guy’s been taking? When he cums, my God! It’s like a freaking river. No, forget that. It’s like a freaking ocean. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve felt that drip down my legs in the car on the way to work and any ladies reading this will know what an amazing feeling that can be.
OK, I guess I should probably say something about all the research and development that’s gone into making Male UltraCore this fuck-me-more miracle. I did a bit of chemistry in school but this is way out of my league. I have to be honest, I don’t really understand most of this stuff. But who cares? I don’t need to understand it; I just get the benefits! But I do know there are some of you guys and ladies out there who want to know how they make this so I’m going to try my best to explain it.
First off, Male UltraCore is the real deal. My boyfriend tried a bunch of supplements before he happened upon this one. Not one of them worked. Sure, their ads promised this or that (Bigger! Harder! Better!) but he’d take it and zip, nothing, nada. Same old dick. Trust me, we measured it, I’m not kidding. After all, he’d spent a ton of money on that stuff and he wanted to see if he was getting his money’s worth. He wasn’t.
What I’m saying is don’t bother looking anywhere else if you want a bigger dick and want to take your girlfriend or wife or f**kbuddy to places she’s never gone before. All you need is Male UltraCore. Take it from me, I’m taking it deeper and more often than ever before (and I’m counting that time I had that threeway with these two studs when I went on Spring Break on South Padre Island my junior year). Anyway, back to all the science stuff.
Male UltraCore is packed with all this stuff that’s really, really powerful. High-potency ingredient compounds they call them. First off, you’ve got TongKat Ali. You know what they should call it instead. TongPussy Ali. You ever heard people say that oysters are an aphrodisiac? I don’t know from oysters or olives, but you can keep them as far as I’m concerned. I’ll take TongKat Ali any day, every day (just like I take my guy’s hard cock every day). Anyway, TongKat Ali has something called PDE-5 inhibitor properties, which helps make erections harder and last longer.
Listen, you’re going to find TongKat Ali in a lot of other supplements out there (just do a Google search and a ton will come up), but not all ingredients are made equal. Male UltraCore has industry-leading levels of the stuff. And it’s in a form known as standardized extract. What the hell does that mean, you’re probably asking yourself. Well, let’s say you have 300mgs of it. You’d think that that’s going to be the same across the board, no? No! You have to look at the percentage of those 300mgs that are standardized extract. Ignore the ‘mg’ bit in other words; look for the % sign. Some of the supplements you can buy have, like, 1% standardized extract of TongKat Ali. Male UltraCore has 50%. Yes, you read that right. Fifty times the amount of nature’s aphrodisiac: you can imagine what effect that’s going to have on your bedroom activities.
TongKat Ali is the aphrodisiac that’s guaranteed to get things growing down there: it’s proven to boost libido, stamina, and size. Like I said before, you guy’s going to want it more, he’s going to be able to do it longer, and size, well, that’s pretty self-explanatory.
(Can I just take a break from the whole ingredient thing for two seconds so I can tell you about the first time my boyfriend took Male UltraCore and I saw his monster dick? My jaw dropped. Literally. And since my mouth was already open, I thought it would be a shame if I didn’t wrap my mouth round his dick. Whoa. I can’t even tell you exactly what it felt like to have that thing in my mouth. It’s like someone stuffed a baseball bat in there or something. I could barely get my mouth wide enough, that’s how much thicker his shaft was. And I felt the tip of his cock hit the back of my mouth. If I hadn’t been so greedy for it, I swear I would have gagged. I’ve had to re-learn everything I know about giving head, honestly. I’d never had something quite that big in my mouth before and it took some getting used to. Thank goodness I’m a quick study!).
Just the thought of that dick in my mouth makes me wet. You’ll have to forgive me for getting carried away there. Where was I? Oh, yeah, I was telling you about the amazing ingredients in Male UltraCore. Next up you’ve got these Vasolidator Ingredients with Penile Expansion. Let’s call it VI-PEX. That’s a lot easier to get your mouth round (unlike my guy’s dick!). VI-PEX gets more blood flowing to the penis (God, I hate that word, it sounds so clinical. Let’s just call a cock a cock). More blood flow = harder, bigger. You put VI-PEX together with something they call the Sustained Testosterone Enhancement Method (STEM), which boosts testosterone levels. Again, more testosterone = bigger, harder. Are you seeing a pattern here? The ingredients in Male UltraCore are all working together to give you the result you – and your man – want.
Why should you believe what Male UltraCore is saying when all those other supplements say almost the same thing? I’ll answer that: only Male UltraCore is backed up by a lot (I’m talking 75 pages) of scientific findings, a load of clinical tests, and what they called double-blind studies (a double-blind study means the people who are taking the supplement and the people who are giving out the supplement don’t know which pill is the real thing and which pill is just a sugar pill – what that all means is you’re getting objective results).
There are a bunch of other ingredients that I’ll tell you about quickly. One is fenugreek, which is supported by the Federal Drugs Administration (FDA) so you know you’re getting something that’s been tested up the wazoo. What fenugreek does is improve testosterone levels. That’s what another one of the ingredients does: ZMA, also known as zinc or magnesium aspartate.
If you don’t mind, let’s be done with the chemistry lesson. Sure, it’s interesting to know some of this stuff, but that’s not the real important thing to know. The important thing to know is this stuff works. It really works. Trust me. If I could, I’d show you what it does to women like me (but I don’t think my man would approve!). Maybe, one day, we’ll put some of the videos we’ve been filming recently up on the Internet so you can watch that giant dick pounding my wet, willing, and wild pussy!).
But there’s another reason that you should get your hands on Male UltraCore: there’s no risk. The people who make it are so confident that you’re going to be happy with their product that they offer a money-back guarantee. I mean it, you’re not having the best sex of your life, they’ll refund you every penny. You know how many times they’ve had to refund money so far? Zero. No one’s ever complained because no one would ever need to. I’m going to say it again: this stuff works. Satisfaction guaranteed. And, boy, am I ever satisfied. By the way, before I started to write this review, I read some other review written by ME Editorials Supplement-Market.com: “Watch out, there’s a new sheriff in town. Male UltraCore is finally available”
You know what? They’re right. There is a new sheriff in town and he is packing one hell of a gun. No, not gun, a freaking cannon is what he’s packing. And it’s a cannon that keeps on firing and doesn’t show any signs of stopping. Also, when my boyfriend’s cannon fires, it fires a lake of jizz (I know I mentioned that before but, seriously, you should see how much comes out: for ages now, my guy’s into bukkake. That’s when some guy jizzes all over your face. He jizzed over me the other day: I looked like I had got hit in the face with a pint of cream. And talking of cream, let’s talk creampie for a second. Everyone know what that is? It’s when your man comes in your pussy or ass and the cum starts dripping out. You’ve seen it in porn, I’m sure. It’s the close-up of the chick’s pussy or ass right after the cum shot. It’s a beautiful thing, my boyfriend tells me, and he should know, he sees it enough).
If you’re not convinced about Male UltraCore already maybe you never will be. That’s a shame: you’re going to be missed out on some serious f**king, whether you’re giving it or getting it. No one should pass up the chance of some serious f**king, if you ask me. Anyway, let me try to give you a few other reasons for trying it that might just take you over the edge. No one needs to know you’re taking it. They send it to you in a discreet package so your mailman isn’t going to start looking at you funny.
There’s a reason why Male UltraCore is one of the biggest-selling male supplements on the market and that reason is quality. Quality comes at a price, of course. It’s a little more expensive than some of the other supplements, but let’s face it, you don’t buy a Toyota and hope it’s better than a Ferrari, right? You get what you pay for. They’ve done a lot of research and they’ve made sure to get the best ingredients there are and that’s not cheap. But here’s the thing: their profit margins aren’t that great. Whoa, you’re thinking, how do they make their money? Trust me, they’re making money enough, but they want repeat customers. They want people to keep coming back for more (just like the ladies will be!) and so they’re willing to cut their profit margins because they’re rather have loyal customers. Makes sense, right?
And don’t forget that money-back guarantee, of course. No strings attached. They won’t even ask you why you didn’t like it. So, there’s no risk, just reward. And I know I said this before but absolutely no one has ever asked for a refund. That should tell you something. I think that’s all I have to tell you.
If you want your man – or yourself if you’re a guy reading this – to have a bigger cock, a fuller cock, harder cock, a cock that’s going to rock your chick’s world, you need Male UltraCore. There is nothing better out there. Now, you’ll have to excuse me: my boyfriend just came home from a work trip and we have a lot of catching up to do!
Hey, it’s me again. I just showed what I’d written to my boyfriend (after he pounded me senseless, that is). He said I forget to mention something. What I forgot to mention is that having sex feels a lot better for him these days. He said it’s really hard to describe quite what happens to his cock when he takes Male UltraCore but he knows he likes it. Didn’t I say satisfaction guaranteed? This is a win-win: both of you are going to be happy, horny, and having sex like never before! Oh, s**t, I have to go for good this time: my boyfriend just told me he’s getting hard again and wants to go for seconds and I’m not going to say no to that!
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What happens when you get Premier Loyalty Pricing?
The Premier Loyalty Pricing offer of Male UltraCore is one of the most underrated benefits that a male enhancement product offers. You rarely hear pundits talk about it, and critics seem to think it doesn’t exist, but the truth is – it’s there, and it’s real. Basically, you just have to stick with the program for three months, avoid getting declined transactions on your account, do not opt out, and by the fourth month, you will get a $40 discount on your monthly charge, and every month after that. Sounds simple, right?
The Premier Loyalty Pricing is indeed simple and convenient. You won’t have to do anything to get the Premier Loyalty Pricing. A lot of people seem to think that you have to show up on some office or call the hotline to ask for the discount, but as long as you have three months consecutive purchases of Male UltraCore, it will automatically enroll you into the Loyalty Program.
There are no additional fees when you get the Premier Loyalty Pricing. In fact, you can even get the top tier package and still end up with about $20 savings. Think about it – get two full-fledged male enhancement supplements for just an additional $20 a month, and roughly $20 savings compared to your first three transactions.
Best of all, it doesn’t lock you in the program just because you’re getting the discount. If you want to leave the program, you can do so – although I don’t see why anyone would want to opt out since it’s the best male performance supplement ever made. Opting out would only push your progress backward. Take advantage of Male UltraCore’s Premier Loyalty Pricing offer while they last!